Hey Wrigley, My Mom Almost Named Me Corvette

"His parents say he can go by his middle name when he's old enough to decide." - (AP) Chicago

Two Chicago Cubs fans have named their recently born baby Wrigley Alexander Fields. They are of course Cubs fans. I just have one question: When will he be old enough to decide? When he goes to school and gets laughed at during attendance? Let's hope that doesn't happen to little Wrigley.