Diva's Guide To Sports: Sex And The Sports Girl
Have you ever had to decide between sex and watching a game? Not just any game but one that involves one of your favorite teams? Say you and your boyfriend (or just friend. Whatev, your business) are not fans of the same teams. You are not allowed to interrupt him when he's watching his beloved team but when it's time for yours to play, he wants to play. Is it fair? They knew what they were getting into when they decided to date you. The girl who steals the sports section away from them in the paper. The girl who has Deadspin bookmarked in their browser. The girl who when they tried to pick her up at the sports bar seemed to be more into the game on TV than them. The girl who sat them down and told them that she loved sports. She wasn't telling them to make them like her more. It was to warn them. She loved sports just as much as they did if not more.
So what's a girl to do. She can:
a) Give up and have sex with the boy. It better be good.
b) Make sure it's a quickie and pause her DVR.
c) Tell him that he better start choking that chicken cause she ain't missing anything.
It's a hard decision to make. If it was me? It depends on who it is. Most likely would make sure it's a quickie and pause my DVR. I rarely miss an opportunity for sex. But if it's an Ohio State football game? We might end up broken up over it. What about you? What would you do?









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